The End of Days

Well, here it is. The last day of the human existence. I hope you’re doing something good with it. Me? I’m going for a hike because it’s a beautiful day on the west coast and that’s just what we do out west.

But there are people who think this ‘prophecy’ put forth by an 89 year old religious quack is true. In fact, there are enough people who believe him that they send him their money. He got about $18 million this year and is worth about $72 million (I’ll be happy to help you spend that dough if you’ll just wire it to me before the end of the day world). Personally, I hope the rapture is upon us because the majority of people who buy that crap tend to be religious fundamentalists who do nothing but interfere with life on planet Earth. If you’re listening, God, come and get the chosen. We’re tired of dealing with them. And please take Tim LaHaye, with you too. No need for him to get left behind.

It amazes me that this Harold Camping guy is taken so seriously. I mean, he’s gotten this wrong before. Broadcast networks give him free airtime, people sell off all their assets, and carry signs in public with ‘The end of the world is nigh’ written on them. People were doing this when I was a kid. I thought for certain we would have grown out of it by now. I guess each new person born into the world has to make all the same mistakes as everyone before them did.

I prefer to take the bird’s eye view of the astronauts up at the ISS.

It's a beautiful day

It is indeed a beautiful day. What are you going to do with it?

About Mr. Universe

Mr. Universe is a musician/songwriter and an ex-patriot of the south. He currently lives and teaches at a University in the Pacific Northwest. He is a long distance hiker who has hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Pacific Crest Trail. He is also an author and woodworker. An outspoken political voice, he takes a decidedly liberal stance in politics.
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3 Responses to The End of Days

  1. fopplssiegeparty says:

    Mr. U, are you telling me that those schmucks are still here?

    Somehow I am reminded of the Roman practice of forcing the engineer who designed a span to stand underneath it as the falsework was taken away. Can we insist on something similar for these folks? ;)

  2. Mr. Universe says:

    Amen to that, foppsie

  3. Pingback: Ba De, Ba De, Ba De…. That’s all folks! | Bob's Place… Exploring Winnipeg and Beyond.

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