It’s been an unusual week. Some of the highlights are as follows:
As far as we can tell, there is no truth to the notion that Mike Huckabee is going to partner with Rush Limbaugh on “Dancing with the Stars.”
We have found no evidence that Tim Pawlenty is getting funding from al Qaeda in Somalia. But then, we have found no evidence that he isn’t, either.
Haley Barbour has not, as far as we’ve been able to prove, completed a program for cocaine addiction at Betty Ford.
Some have said Rupert Murdoch will play Emperor ‘Papa’ Palpatine in a planned Star Wars remake. George Lucas is not responding to inquiries about possible casting.
We do know that Newt Gingrich still has not presented his actual birth certificate. The one he tried to fob off on the media isn’t an official document. Donald Trump provided his but nobody cares. They would like to see some documentation for that creature on his head, however.
And, according to reliable reports, when Michele Bachmann was a child, her parents would encourage her to masticate excessively in their presence. At dinnertime. Can you believe that?
Finally, some have asked whether the entire Republican Caucus caught syphilis from an S&M themed orgy held on the night of January 4th in a private 747 owned by the Koch brothers. But FOX News has refused to look into the question.
It’s Free Forum Friday. If you’ve heard any other newsworthy items, better let the cat out of the bag.
Free Forum Fridays are an open discussion where commenters are invited to bring up topics that may not have been covered in the previous week. Got something on your mind? Throw your opinion out there.